PlayerOne:YouCallThisaChallenge?！
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曲/FrostySun
后期/FrostySun
Kyahaha! Player One...
哇哈哈！一号玩家...
Are you ready to DIE?
准备好去死了吗？
I mean play?
啊我的意思是准备好开始游戏了吗？
Hahaha...
哈哈哈....
Look at you, standing there, shaking in your boots
瞧瞧你，杵在那儿吓得两腿发软
Your health bar is dropping, looking like a total noob
你的血条瞬间见底，活脱脱一个新手菜鸟
I''ve been waiting on this throne for a thousand years
我在这王座上等了你几千年
But you''re just a glitch, bringing me to tears
可你只是个“事故”，无趣得让我想哭
Ugh, so boring! Yawn...
啧，实在太无聊辣！(假装打个哈欠...)
Oh my god, are you serious?
我的老天，你认真的？
Is this really your best move?
这就是你最劲爆的技能？
Boring! I''m literally falling asleep!
乏味！我都快要睡过去了！
Wake up!!!!
认真一点好吗！！！
You call this a challenge? Baby, please!
你把这叫作挑战？宝贝儿，别闹了！
(So weak!)
（弱爆了！）
I''m the final boss, bringing you to your knees
我就是最终 BOSS，快给我跪
Go back to level one, don''t waste my time
滚回一级新手村，别浪费我的时间
You''ll never beat me, it''s the end of the line!
你永远不可能战胜我，这就是你旅程的终结！
Yeah!
没错！
Game Over! Die die die!
游戏结束！去死吧！
Wait, you''re still alive?
等等，你居然还活着？
Did you use a cheat code?
你开作弊码了吗？
Your attack is so slow,
你的攻击慢得离谱，
like a broken download
就像下载进度条一样
But hey, at least you''re trying, it''s kinda cute I guess
不过至少你还在尝试，勉强算有点可爱
Like a little puppy making a total mess
就像一只到处闯祸的小奶狗
Aww, look at you squirm! Hehehe...
哇哦，看你狼狈挣扎的样子！嘿嘿嘿……
Actually... you''re kind of persistent
说实话......你倒是有点执着
Maybe you have potential, if you stop being so resistant
要是别这么固执，或许你还有点潜力
Hold on, I have a better idea for you
等一下，我有个更好的安排给你
Listen up, hero, here is what we''ll do
听好了，小英雄，我们这么办如何
You call this a challenge? Baby, please!
你把这叫作挑战？宝贝儿，别闹了！
(So weak!)
（弱爆了！）
I''m the final boss, bringing you to your knees
我就是最终 BOSS，快给我跪
But maybe, just maybe, you can join my crew
不过，我是说或许，你可以加入我
There''s a special spot in my castle just for you
我的城堡里，专门为你留一个特别的席位哦
Are you ready?
准备好了吗？
One, two, three...
一、二、三……
LET''S GO CRAZY!
燥起来！
(She''s Taming...)
（魔王调♂教中...）
Why fight me when you can be my pet?
为什么要与我为敌？不如做我的狗狗吧
The best offer that you''ve ever met
这是你这辈子能收到的最好的offer了
I''ll teach you my moves, I''ll show you the light
我会教你如何战斗，为你指引方向
Just bow down to me,
向我俯首称臣，
and we''ll own the night
我们就能共同主宰夜晚
Come on...
快点...
say yes...or else...
答应我...不然的话（给你个眼神自己体会）
Hehehe...
嘿嘿嘿……
You call this a challenge? Baby, please!
你把这叫作挑战？宝贝儿，别闹了！
(So weak!)
（弱爆了！）
I''m the final boss, bringing you to your knees
我就是最终 BOSS，快给我跪
Now you''re my pet, and I''ll teach you the game
现在起你就是我的狗狗辣，我来教你玩游♂戏
Being my minion will bring you fame!
做了我的随从以后你肯定会火的！
Yeah!
耶！
You''re hired!
你被录用辣！
Mwahahaha!
哇哈哈哈哈！
Good boy...
乖狗狗...
Now fetch me a potion
去给我取一瓶药水
Or I''ll crush you
不然我就弄死你哦
曲/FrostySun
后期/FrostySun
Kyahaha! Player One...
哇哈哈！一号玩家...
Are you ready to DIE?
准备好去死了吗？
I mean play?
啊我的意思是准备好开始游戏了吗？
Hahaha...
哈哈哈....
Look at you, standing there, shaking in your boots
瞧瞧你，杵在那儿吓得两腿发软
Your health bar is dropping, looking like a total noob
你的血条瞬间见底，活脱脱一个新手菜鸟
I''ve been waiting on this throne for a thousand years
我在这王座上等了你几千年
But you''re just a glitch, bringing me to tears
可你只是个“事故”，无趣得让我想哭
Ugh, so boring! Yawn...
啧，实在太无聊辣！(假装打个哈欠...)
Oh my god, are you serious?
我的老天，你认真的？
Is this really your best move?
这就是你最劲爆的技能？
Boring! I''m literally falling asleep!
乏味！我都快要睡过去了！
Wake up!!!!
认真一点好吗！！！
You call this a challenge? Baby, please!
你把这叫作挑战？宝贝儿，别闹了！
(So weak!)
（弱爆了！）
I''m the final boss, bringing you to your knees
我就是最终 BOSS，快给我跪
Go back to level one, don''t waste my time
滚回一级新手村，别浪费我的时间
You''ll never beat me, it''s the end of the line!
你永远不可能战胜我，这就是你旅程的终结！
Yeah!
没错！
Game Over! Die die die!
游戏结束！去死吧！
Wait, you''re still alive?
等等，你居然还活着？
Did you use a cheat code?
你开作弊码了吗？
Your attack is so slow,
你的攻击慢得离谱，
like a broken download
就像下载进度条一样
But hey, at least you''re trying, it''s kinda cute I guess
不过至少你还在尝试，勉强算有点可爱
Like a little puppy making a total mess
就像一只到处闯祸的小奶狗
Aww, look at you squirm! Hehehe...
哇哦，看你狼狈挣扎的样子！嘿嘿嘿……
Actually... you''re kind of persistent
说实话......你倒是有点执着
Maybe you have potential, if you stop being so resistant
要是别这么固执，或许你还有点潜力
Hold on, I have a better idea for you
等一下，我有个更好的安排给你
Listen up, hero, here is what we''ll do
听好了，小英雄，我们这么办如何
You call this a challenge? Baby, please!
你把这叫作挑战？宝贝儿，别闹了！
(So weak!)
（弱爆了！）
I''m the final boss, bringing you to your knees
我就是最终 BOSS，快给我跪
But maybe, just maybe, you can join my crew
不过，我是说或许，你可以加入我
There''s a special spot in my castle just for you
我的城堡里，专门为你留一个特别的席位哦
Are you ready?
准备好了吗？
One, two, three...
一、二、三……
LET''S GO CRAZY!
燥起来！
(She''s Taming...)
（魔王调♂教中...）
Why fight me when you can be my pet?
为什么要与我为敌？不如做我的狗狗吧
The best offer that you''ve ever met
这是你这辈子能收到的最好的offer了
I''ll teach you my moves, I''ll show you the light
我会教你如何战斗，为你指引方向
Just bow down to me,
向我俯首称臣，
and we''ll own the night
我们就能共同主宰夜晚
Come on...
快点...
say yes...or else...
答应我...不然的话（给你个眼神自己体会）
Hehehe...
嘿嘿嘿……
You call this a challenge? Baby, please!
你把这叫作挑战？宝贝儿，别闹了！
(So weak!)
（弱爆了！）
I''m the final boss, bringing you to your knees
我就是最终 BOSS，快给我跪
Now you''re my pet, and I''ll teach you the game
现在起你就是我的狗狗辣，我来教你玩游♂戏
Being my minion will bring you fame!
做了我的随从以后你肯定会火的！
Yeah!
耶！
You''re hired!
你被录用辣！
Mwahahaha!
哇哈哈哈哈！
Good boy...
乖狗狗...
Now fetch me a potion
去给我取一瓶药水
Or I''ll crush you
不然我就弄死你哦